讲笑话 英语?讲笑话[jiǎng xiào hua]tell funny stories; break a jest; tell jokes;tell a joke 双语例句 1 他的朋友们说,以前他讲笑话总是张嘴就来。那么,讲笑话 英语?一起来了解一下吧。
telling a joke/ tell sb a joke
I want to tell you a joke about..... 我想枝陵讲一个关於...的笑话弊差给你听猛卜戚.
1.What's the best day to eatfried fish and chips?那一天是最好的日子去吃炸鱼和薯片?
Fry-Day (近似"friday")
2.What's the best month to eat toast?那一个月是最好的月份去吃土司?
Jam-uary(jam意为果酱,而jam-uary又近似january一月,所以答案为一月)
3.What do you get if you eat too much dessert?当你吃太核余唯多的点心时你会得什么?
A stomach-cake(本题答案想表达的是肚子痛,此答案和肚子痛stomach-ache相近)
4.Monster school pupil: What are we cooking for lunch today?
怪物学院学生:今天的午饭要煮什么?
Monster school teacher: Shut up and go to the stove.
怪物学院老师:闭嘴并去到撸子里。
4. What's worse than finding a slug in your salad?有什麼比找到鼻涕虫塞在你的沙拉?
A half slug.半个鼻涕虫。
1、英语笑话(一)
老师在黑板上写了一句:Timeismoney.并让同学们翻译。有名学生答道:“汤姆是玛丽。”
小明上英文课时跟老师说:MayIgotothetoilet?
老师说:Goahead.
小明就坐了下来。过了一会儿,小明又跟老师说:MayIgotothetoilet?
老师说:Goahead.
小明又坐薯行了下来。他旁边的同学于是忍不住问:你不是跟老师说要上厕所吗?怎么不去?
小明说:你没听老师说「去你个头」啊!
2、英语笑话(二)
某日刘洪涛遇到外宾,上前搭话曰:Iamhong taoliu,外宾曰:我TM还是方片七呢!
3、英语笑话(三)
江青会见外宾,要求翻译要严格按她的意思翻,不许走样。外宾一见到江青,立刻拍马屁道:"MissJiang,youareverybeautiful."翻译照翻,江青心花怒放,嘴上还要谦虚一下:“哪里,哪里”。
翻译不敢怠慢,把江青的话翻成英文:"Where?Where?"外宾一愣,还有这样的人,追问哪里漂亮的,干脆马屁拍到底:"Everywhere,everywhere."
翻译:“你到处都很漂亮。
A:what is your name? 你叫啥名?
B:Hu胡(谐音:谁)
A:you~你
B:Hu~胡
A:Who?谁?
B:yes, I am~是,我就是
A:I want to know your name我只是想知道你的名字
B:Hu胡啊
A:You!你!
B:Yes, my name是啊,我的名字啊
A:So tell me about it那就告诉我啊
B:Hu!胡!
A:You! What is your name!? 你!你叫啥名?!
B:Hu is my name!我就叫胡
A:O~哦
三 Expensive Price
Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth.
Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction.
Dentist: I usually do. But your son yelled so loud, he scared four other patients out of the office.
昂贵的代价
牙科医生:对不起,夫人,为给您的儿子拔牙,我得收二十五美元。
在英国街头有明渗一留学生目扰瞎睹一场车祸当以警察赶到问当时状况他答道:
“one car come,one car go,two car pengpeng(碰碰缓槐空),one carer die~”
以上就是讲笑话 英语的全部内容,tell funny stories 讲笑话 例句:1. We tell jokes and I swing the little kids around.我们一起讲笑话,拽着小孩子的胳膊转圈儿。